Enough Serious Posts

It's Monday And As I Said This Week Has Sucked The Royal Jelly Right Out The Ol' Queen Bee's Ass. And Now For Some Lighter Fare. I've Been Sitting Here At Work Doing A Bunch Of Stuff That I Shouldn't But Who Cares. Thinking Back On This Week Makes Me Realize Just How Much This Place and Work Sucks. But A Little Comedy Never Hurts.

So CZW Passed Out A Joke To Enrique Suave And I, About Laundry. It Talked About Sorting Your Clothes. Enrique Of Course Has A Joke About How He Sorts His, And I Through In About His Holy Underwear, "Not TheOnes He Goes To Church In". He Says, "You Mean The Easy Access Ones", and I Say, " The Ones That You Get Chocolate On Your Finger When Scratching." So Of Course CZW Doesn't Think It's Much Fun. So I Offer Some Of My Dark Chocolate Milky Way Popables. She Says, "How Do I Know You Didn't Do Anything To These?" I Said, "Well That Do Taste Like They Have A Little Wang To Them!" She Didn't Think That Was Funny Either.

But Hey, Charlie Murphy Is Coming To Town. Maybe We Should Go See Him At The Comedy Club.

Hey Evil R Check This One Out: Long Neck

And Lastly I'm Out, Only 18 Hours To Go.
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Happy Mothers Day

Happy Mothers Day To All The Mothers I Know. I'm Mad I Didn't Get To Spend Time With Mine. Unfortunately I Had To Work Yesterday And Slept Until 3:30 Today. But I Did At Least Get Over To Give Her a Hug and A Kiss, And Some Flowers. Then I Had To Run To Go To Work. I Think Mother's Day Should Be a National Holiday. One That Everyone Takes Off To Give Thanks To Their Mom.
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WTF

Anyway This Week Has Been Crappy And It's Only Sunday. Last Friday Got 3 Calls About Layoffs. Then Saturday Had To Work, And The "Team Lead" Tells Us, "I Can't Talk About It, The Management Will Be In At 4:30 AM". So The Whole Night Is a Giant Bitch Fest About Everything, Then I Say "And By The Way The Help Desk Wants Us To Take their Calls." So It Just Turns Into A Greater Bitch Fest.

So 4:30 Comes Sunday Morning, And Guess What, No Managers. Then 4:35, 4:40, Finally One Rolls In. Good Ole LM, Only 10 minutes Late, So Then The Next One Has To Get Here Before They Can Say Anything. So Were All waiting For Him, And LM Asked Us Anyone Heard From TC? At This Time It Is 5:10, None Of Have Heard From Him. So I Said, "Maybe He Thought 5:30". Sure Enough He Comes In At 5:25. Only 55 Minutes Late.

So Anyway They Announce The Layoffs, 5 Workers, Yet We have 7 "Duty Managers". 5 "Team Leads", And 2 "Managers". Not One Of Them Is Getting Cut. Ah The Corporate Culture, "Cut The Bottom So, I Get More At The Top." However If The Roots Aren't There Then The Top Starves. Welcome To Republicanism At It's Finest.
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