I'm Gonna Act Like A Child

I have a good idea. I'm gonna start acting like a spoiled little child for the rest of my natural born life. I want to get everything I want, and have people at my beck and call. I want to have everyone do what I want them to do, then turn around and do something diffrent. I want people to buy me all sorts of stuff, then be pissy to them. I want to act as if I'm the most important person in the world, then get mad when people do thier own thing. I want to seem like I'm worldly and sophsticated then prove that I'm not. I want to seem like I'm your friend, then show you I'm not. I want to tell you things I want you to hear, then get mad when you do what I told you.

Oh wait no I don't! Just cause I'm bigger than that
Disposed of by VMackolov at 8:52:00 AM

He Who Killed The Super Best Friends

Ladies and Gentlemen,

I stand before the humbled, awestruck, and confused man. What I thought was going to be a fun evening, has turned into the tear in the very fabric of space. As those of you that read other blogs of the SBF's have no doubt seen there are explanations, postmortems, and tombstones. "Why?” You may ask yourself as reading these. Evil R blames herself, Jdawg is pissed at the rest of us, UA is trying to play peacekeeper and me, and I am the reason for it all.

Why am I the reason for it all? Let’s say that Custom tells what needs to be said in the song "Morning Spank". There is a section where the song tells the story.

"Dumb enough to go there
Nothing will mend it
I don't recommend it nothing will mend it"

So what might this mean? Yours truly went there, went to a place that Evil R deems as the lowest place that I could go. She's right to feel that I betrayed her trust. She's right to feel anger at me.

To her I say this:
For seven years of my life, since the time we first met and you took me under your wing, I've always loved you and the time that we shared together. We've had our share of up's and downs. More up's than downs I feel. You've always had great trust in me and what I do. You have been there to help me, guide me, and mold me. You've always made me feel special even on those days that I don't think I am. You have always listened to me, and given me advice. You have always challenged me to be better. In a matter of moments I have ruined all that you thought I was. For that I'm sorry, but I ask you not to give up on others just because of me. I ask that you continue to strive to be a better friend then what I have. I also ask that if you blame anyone you blame me. Not JDawg, not Ultra Aries, and most especially not yourself. Place the blame firmly where it belongs. Me, the reasons for your anger, hate, and mistrust. The only thing I can hope is that someday you say "Hi" and move on. I'm not asking you to forgive me, nor am I asking to be your friend. You can treat me like gutter slime if you want, but no matter what I will always strive to earn your respect again.

I know how much you love your Sister-in-law. I know that you would like to see her happy, with a good man that loves and cares for her. I know that you are her crying shoulder, and you don't want to choose family over friends. I promise you this, just as I strive to get your respect, I will strive to make her happy. If a time comes when that is not possible then I fully expect family to come first.

Jdawg:
You have always been there for me as well. Your there for my bad days and my good. You have always given me fun things to do, Barbeques, Dinners, Family, and opportunity. For these I will ever be grateful for you. I know that some times I talk down and hurt you, and I see that in your face, and actions. No matter what though you always come back and want me to do things with you. I'm sorry that I have not done more, and been a better friend to you. I always look at you as my big brother that has a wild streak 10 miles wide. You’re a truly better man than I. I thank you for sticking with me, even when you’re going through the roughest part of your path.

So here it is ladies and gentlemen, the reason for the death of The SBF's. Joseph M. Burns. Plain and simple, I was the shy one, the one that never showed his feelings, the one that kept everything inside. I am the Kryptonite to Superman. I am the one that broke the trust of the people that gave it to me. I am the one that has not been a friend to those who have tried so hard to be mine. I am the one that has never tried to be better than I am. I am the one with the EGO and perfectionist attitude. I am the one that held all my friends down, and made them feel inadequate. To all of you here I stand, just a boy that is living in a mans world. I am Joey, I am a farce. There will be no more VMackolov. He is a way to hide the truth.

R.I.P. VMackolov 1990 - 2005
R.I.P. Super Best Friends 1994 - 2005
Disposed of by VMackolov at 5:58:00 PM

Enough Serious Posts

It's Monday And As I Said This Week Has Sucked The Royal Jelly Right Out The Ol' Queen Bee's Ass. And Now For Some Lighter Fare. I've Been Sitting Here At Work Doing A Bunch Of Stuff That I Shouldn't But Who Cares. Thinking Back On This Week Makes Me Realize Just How Much This Place and Work Sucks. But A Little Comedy Never Hurts.

So CZW Passed Out A Joke To Enrique Suave And I, About Laundry. It Talked About Sorting Your Clothes. Enrique Of Course Has A Joke About How He Sorts His, And I Through In About His Holy Underwear, "Not TheOnes He Goes To Church In". He Says, "You Mean The Easy Access Ones", and I Say, " The Ones That You Get Chocolate On Your Finger When Scratching." So Of Course CZW Doesn't Think It's Much Fun. So I Offer Some Of My Dark Chocolate Milky Way Popables. She Says, "How Do I Know You Didn't Do Anything To These?" I Said, "Well That Do Taste Like They Have A Little Wang To Them!" She Didn't Think That Was Funny Either.

But Hey, Charlie Murphy Is Coming To Town. Maybe We Should Go See Him At The Comedy Club.

Hey Evil R Check This One Out: Long Neck

And Lastly I'm Out, Only 18 Hours To Go.
Disposed of by VMackolov at 11:06:00 PM

Happy Mothers Day

Happy Mothers Day To All The Mothers I Know. I'm Mad I Didn't Get To Spend Time With Mine. Unfortunately I Had To Work Yesterday And Slept Until 3:30 Today. But I Did At Least Get Over To Give Her a Hug and A Kiss, And Some Flowers. Then I Had To Run To Go To Work. I Think Mother's Day Should Be a National Holiday. One That Everyone Takes Off To Give Thanks To Their Mom.
Disposed of by VMackolov at 10:59:00 PM

WTF

Anyway This Week Has Been Crappy And It's Only Sunday. Last Friday Got 3 Calls About Layoffs. Then Saturday Had To Work, And The "Team Lead" Tells Us, "I Can't Talk About It, The Management Will Be In At 4:30 AM". So The Whole Night Is a Giant Bitch Fest About Everything, Then I Say "And By The Way The Help Desk Wants Us To Take their Calls." So It Just Turns Into A Greater Bitch Fest.

So 4:30 Comes Sunday Morning, And Guess What, No Managers. Then 4:35, 4:40, Finally One Rolls In. Good Ole LM, Only 10 minutes Late, So Then The Next One Has To Get Here Before They Can Say Anything. So Were All waiting For Him, And LM Asked Us Anyone Heard From TC? At This Time It Is 5:10, None Of Have Heard From Him. So I Said, "Maybe He Thought 5:30". Sure Enough He Comes In At 5:25. Only 55 Minutes Late.

So Anyway They Announce The Layoffs, 5 Workers, Yet We have 7 "Duty Managers". 5 "Team Leads", And 2 "Managers". Not One Of Them Is Getting Cut. Ah The Corporate Culture, "Cut The Bottom So, I Get More At The Top." However If The Roots Aren't There Then The Top Starves. Welcome To Republicanism At It's Finest.
Disposed of by VMackolov at 6:45:00 AM