WTF?

So I Went To Dinner And Drinking With The Girl From My High School Reunion. It Was Cool We Went To Old Chicago And Had Some Food. I Decided It Would Be Cool To Just sit Back and Play It Cool. So When I Got There And We Sat Down To Eat. I Got A Beer And She did The Same, Good Start. So I Told Her That I Rushed Across Town From Shopping At "The Mills". She asked "Why, Are You Still Shopping?" Of Course I Was,"No, I Was Having Lunch With My Step Dad." I Told Her. She Said "Oh". I Asked Why, And She Says, "Cause I Figured You Still Were Shopping For Christmas. What Did You Get Me?"

WTF? I Got You A Big Ass Dirty Look, I Haven't Seen You In 10 Years, What Do You Think I Got You, Not A F@$KING Thing. So I Said, "Oh I Didn't Know You Were Getting Me Something." And She Laughed. The She Says, "I Like Diamonds, Big Diamonds."

Me, Mouth Agape and Mind Racing, In My Best James Bond Tone, Think Back To Dr.No "I Like Pussy, Tight Pussy, Tight Pussy Galore." But I Didn't Say That Did I? So I Laughed. And That Was That. I Was Like Holy Crap, How Do You Say Something Like That To A Guy, No Wonder Your Single. So We Ate Dinner And Had Some Conversation About Ole Times. Then Went Out To "Paris" For Coffee.

On The Way We Went In My Car. And My Bumping System That I Have, Kicked In and She Was Like, "Is That Your Car?" I Was Like Yes, I Have A Sub In My Car. She Says, "How Do You Not Still Live In A-Town?" I Was Like Cause I Broke The I-25 Barrier And Didn't Look Back.

So We Got To Paris, They Really Changed Paris a Lot. It's Still Good Coffee Though, But They Took Out The Libary Style Stacks, And They Added a Big Room In The Back. But They Still Had All The Goth People And Loud Music Playing. So We Had Our Coffee And A Little More Talk. Then She Pulls Out Her Digital Camera And Decides To Show Me Pics Of Her Family and "Her Kids", She Is A Teacher. I Wasn't Really Interested. So We Took Off Back To Her Car, Said Good Night And Headed Home. Thinking Back I Have To Say A Few Things To You Girls.

1) Don't Tell Someone To By You Something 1st Thing When You See Them Agian, Or For The First Time.

2) Don't Tell A Guy You "Like Diamonds" Unless Your Giving It Up And Have Been Dating A While. Guys Like Me Are Not Interested In That On The First Meeting.

3) Don't Assume That I Want To See Pictures Of You Family, Pets, And Students. I Really Don't Care Just Yet.
Disposed of by VMackolov at 1:28:00 AM