Quote Of The Week

So I'm Sitting At Work And Talking To Enrique Suave About My Tooth. I Called The Dentist In The Morning After I Got Home And Told Them What Happened And The Lady Was Really Nice, So I Told Her That I Wanted To Get In That The Morning If At All Possible. She Told Me That It Was A Big No Because The Dentist Did Not Work On Monday. So I Asked Her To Set Me Up An Appointment And She Did. So I Told Her That I Haven't Gone To The Dentist In A Long Time And She Said "Oh, Really." So She Said The Dentist Would Probably Want Me To Get A Cleaning Done As Well So I Got 2 Dentist Appointments This Week. So I Told Him the First Quote, "I Called For A Dentist Appointment, And Got Two."

So Later On Were Listening To My ITunes Server And Having A Good Time When CZW Says To Me, "I Can't Wait To Get Home And Listen To This." I Looked At Her And Said That It Would Be A Major Impossibility Since It Was On My Hard Drive And It Does Not Stream Across The Internet. She Looked At Me Weird And Said, "But It's On ITunes?" I Laughed And Told Her That Was Just The Program We Use, But The Music Was On My Hard Drive And It Is Not Accessible Outside Of Work.

Later She Was Sitting Back And Got A Call From A Guy That Does Application Support And She Just Goes Off And Starts Swearing A Blue Streak While She Has Him On Hold. I Looked Over At Her And Said The Quote Of The Week, "I See You Haven't Given Up Swearing For Lent!" Enrique Got Up Went Around The Corner And Just About Died Laughing, CZW Was Less Then Amused, And I Thought It Was A Great Joke.
Disposed of by VMackolov at 5:58:00 AM

I Love The Drama

As If It's Not Bad Enough That I Don’t Get To See My Friends As Much as We Used To, Nor We Care To, We Always Have The Drama. Such As The Case This Weekend. It Just Depends On Which One It Falls On at Any Given Time. So As If There Wasn't Enough Drama With All That, I Get To Work And "The Company" Mandates A Change To Software On Our Comps. So I Started Installing It And So Did Two Others In The Office. Turns out Not To Be The Greatest Move I Pulled as It Completely Took the Comps off the Network. After A Few Hours Of Work I Finally Got All Of Them Back Up And On Line.

So Then I Go Home And Get Some Rest, When Low And Behold What Do I Dream About? Drama Between My Friends And I. So Were On a Road Trip, Jeckyl, Evil-R, Ultra Aries, And VMack. Off On a Whirlwind Trip To God Only Knows Where, In The Sin Wagon, (My Car For Those That Don't Know), And Towing A Gold Saturn That Has Been Beat Up And Missing A Mirror. So We're Driving Over The Mountains And Stop For The Night, Wake Up In The Morning And ER Says, "Hey, Lets Hit Macky D's So We Can Get Some Movies For The Rest Of The Trip." So I Said Cool and We Took Off. So After A While Jeckyl And Ultra Aries Come And Get Us To Start On Down The Rest Of The Trip. When Low And Behold It Seems That They Traded My Car For An Old 70's Junky Ass FORD. I Mean Were Talking Like Sanford And Son Junky, And It's Towing This Beat Up Saturn. So Naturally, I Go Off, And They Start The Truck And It's Smoking And Running All Crappy. But Then The Alarm Goes Off And I Have To Go To Work. There Is Drama Even When I'm Asleep.

After I Get To Work Were All Talking About The Job, Our Bosses, And All The Stupid Drama At Work. How People Are Getting Preferential Treatment And Stuff Around The Office and The Normal Crap.

So As If That Isn't Bad Enough. I Decide I'm Gonna Get Something New To Eat From Old Chicago. We Go Down And See The Cute Lady That Calls Enrique Suave And I Her "Regulars". She Was Wearing Some Great Pants And A Nice Tight Shirt And We Had To Talk About That On The Way Back. So After We Get Back I Sit Down And Am Eating A Oriental Chicken Salad And It's Pretty Good. So I'm Almost Done With It When I Break Off A Chunk Of My Back Tooth In My Mouth. So Now I Have To Go To The Dentist. Only to Look Up My Dentists Phone Number And Find It's Not There. So I Call Information, No Joy. I Call My Parents That Go To Him And My Mom Says, "He Retired". So Now I Have A Chipped Tooth, My Dentist Is Retired, A Half Finished Dream, And Drama From The Weekend. That's It I'm Changing My Name To TNT, "Cause I Know Drama."

Oh Yeah And "HAPPY VALENTINES DAY” Hope Your Love Life Is Better And More Fruitful Than Mine.
Disposed of by VMackolov at 2:37:00 AM