This Crazy Mixed Up Mind

Well Ladies And Gents, I'm Back After A Long Time. Still Bitter, Still Single, And Still In The Same Dead End Job As Last Time. I Have Learned That I Work With Two Conspiracy Theorists. These Two Have Some Wacky Ideas On Life. One Can Tell You Who Shot Kennedy And Just About Anything Else That You Want To Know About. The Other Is Simply Paranoid About Everything. He Thinks That Everyone And Everything Is Out To Get Him. They Are A Wacky Duo When You Get Them Together. I Also Learned That I Am One Of The Worst Performers At My Job Simply Because I Don't Do SWAT Calls. Enightning Note, A SWAT Call Is A Giant Cluster F__k Where Our Management Tries To Feel Important. They Sit Around And Waste A Whole Day And Rarely Get Anything Solved. But Because I Feel That Getting Problems Solved In An Expedient Manner I Get Dinged For It. So I Guess I Get The "Met None To Few Of My Goals" Because Of It.

So I Still Don't Have A Girlfriend. All The Leads Are Gone Too. The One Girl That I Wanted To Date Won't Even Talk To Me Anymore. So I'm Back To Square One. Oh Well I Guess I Still Have The Old Charm A Working. Maybe I Should Go Back To Dating Strippers. They Don't Expect Much.

Anyway I Still Haven't Gotten A Paintball Game Together. Nobody Wants To Play I Guess. Good Thing I Have Two Markers And Two Cases Of Paint Wasting Away Here In My House. Maybe I'll Go Out And Shoot At Myself. That Would Be a Lot Of Fun. I'll Take My Other Marker And Make A Robot That Can Shoot At Me. Or Maybe I'll Just Go And Waste A Bunch Of Paint So I Can Waste A Few More Dollars Buying More.

Oh Well, Time To By Some Used CD's, So I Don't Support RIAA Any More. Sorry Guy's Your Just Going To Have To By The 39 Bedroom Mansion And Not The 40. Off To Bed I Go Not Meeting Any Or Few Of My Life Objectives.
Disposed of by VMackolov at 4:44:00 AM